Tags Matching: do not want

Stains? What Stains? You’re Mental, This Tee Is FRESH!

By b. murphy | Published 11/13/2011

Is xmyworldnowx kidding? Is he pulling our collective leg? He’s a man of very few words (check how many words he used in this Free Spirit tshirt auction), but these words don’t seem to jive “The stains aren’t nearly as visible in person.” Really? REALLY? Time to use this for dusting, dude. Props to Mental, but you have to know when to hang it up, dude.

Un-Righteous Jam

By Casali | Published 10/13/2011

Seller turn_it_up!_vintage has up this horrible Righteous Jams shirt for sale. I always forget this exists, and that is intentional. I have no clue who designed this one, so I have no one to blame. I guess if you are going to pick up the Murphy’s Law trucker hat, this shirt would look great with it. Yikes.

DO NOT WANT: Farside shirt

By Casali | Published 10/07/2011

Seller oathrecs has had soem nice things for sale lately. Unfortunately this isn’t one of them. This Farside shirt looks like it was purchased at Spencer’s Gifts on a rack next to the poster section. Not even the purple shirt can save it from the cheesy Fender design scheme. Blah.

Sheer Terror mistake shirt

By Casali | Published 06/01/2011

Ebay seller boobytouchusa(great name btw) is selling what I am now going to call the Sheer Terror mistake shirt. In my mind there is no way that Paulie would sign off on this. I imagine this is a European tour shirt and was described to someone with a poor understanding of English, over the telephone, while drunk and driving through a place with poor reception. That is the only scenario I can imagine. I can’t face the reality that a camo/stop light/rasta/ bulldog design exists. Maybe instead of the mistake shirt, I will just call it a bootleg from now on.

In happier Sheer Terror news, I heard a new Sheer Terror track on the May 24th episode of Black And Blue Takeover. I was pleasantly surprised how much I like the new track. Click the link to check it for yourself. All episodes are available for listening the following day it airs, but you should make it a point to listen live Tuesdays from 8-10pm ET.

Holy Fucking Terror

By Casali | Published 04/19/2011

I would like to thank seller cozernal for bringing this mess of an Integrity/Holy Terror shirt to auction. What a fucking train wreck this is. I’m not even going to tag this with #NOT SWAG. It’s that bad. Delusions of a mad man conveniently placed in a four sleeved package. DO NOT WANT.

I guess that this one is slightly better. Sigh. Dancing goat and sheep? Good times. They should have stopped with the “Holy Terror” front print. I would wear that. Maybe.

Maybe Not.
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WarZone – Yuck

By b. murphy | Published 03/20/2011

Raybeez (RIP) would not give this WarZone tshirt a biddip bo. No sir. No one else should either. It’s pretty awful. Apparently 616sade616 has a printing press in their basement and has been pumping out these “rare” WarZone tshirts. Ugh, just ugh. If you are going to bootleg tees, the least you could do is be honest about it. Not this guy. Instead, he claims this is a super rare warzone shirt size adult medium. Despite having sold two that are exactly the same in the last month. How super rare is that, again?

Instead of buying that bootleg crap, I’d point you to this one being sold by xsheerxterrorx. At least this one is USHC Approved.

Battery Bonanza

By b. murphy | Published 03/19/2011

You thought we were going to sleep on these tshirts from xcourierx didn’t you? With less than 12 hours to go, you would almost be right. Here’s why I almost let these pass me by. EVERY SHIRT IS TAILORED. Ugh. Just fucking terrible. The dude has 60 tshirts, and anything that isn’t Birds Of a Feather related, appears to be tailored. Sigh. Here’s the Battery lot. Advice: stay away from scissors, kids.

Pretty sure we’ve never seen this one before. Love, love, love that Revelation Records sleeve print. Not many short sleeved Rev shirts got the sleeve print. I’m a fan.

Solid longsleeve. BE WARNED this was “resized from XL to M.” UGH, FUCK, UGH. Who resizes a longsleeve?!?!?

Only the Diehard hood. Sharp. BE WARNED this was “resized from XL to M.” UGH, double FUCK, double UGH. Who fucking resizes a hood?

WTF? Godsmack x Black Flag

By b. murphy | Published 03/19/2011

Ugh, a loyal reader pointed out this tshirt to me, and now I want to claw my eyes out. I should thank that person for alerting me to the existence of a Godsmack Black Flag-esque tshirt, but I don’t know if I can. It’s not exact, but you know that is what they were going for. This shirt from letsrockteesinc is just bad. A while back, I worked with a lady who was good friends with Sully Godsmack. She even had a photo of him on her desk. Good friends. He sounded like a nice guy. Too bad he has to play such terrible music.

Pantera – Do Not Want

By b. murphy | Published 03/10/2011

Over the last few days, we’ve seen gems from randomhero123. This Pantera shirt is NOT A gem. For obvious reasons. I suppose, they can’t all be winners. Luckily, the seller has plenty of other great items. Make sure to check those ones out. Maybe check this one out for a giggle or two.

The Other Kind Of Ill.

By morgado | Published 01/31/2011

You know, when i was previously using the word “ill” in regards to the auctions we usually see from janvanderdam, I was actually using it in a positive vernacular. What I SHOULD have done, is save it for these, because these Hot Topic looking short sleeve button ups make my stomach want to use it in the negative…