First, apologies to Jayb. Feel free to skip this one, brother.
Now, is this a joke? Is this some cruel joke on the world or is it a REAL tshirt? I’m hoping I’ll wake up soon and realize it was just a bad dream.
Abstinence Makes My Heart Grow Fonder?? WTF? Does this tshirt also come with a promise ring?
Uphold Straight Edge. Based on the record labels name, I’m calling this a joke. I’m also forgetting I ever saw this tee.


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Threesome Records really existed… It was some dutch guy who did this label. He released records from bands like Veil and .. well, some other bands, I honestly don’t know much more about it.
But it did exist!
And yeah, this basicly is a lame shirt…
Any idea if the tee was a joke or not? Seems ripe with irony.